carpaltunnelz:

me: *has to get up early*

me at 1am:

seasonallydefective:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

ichardsiken:

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

mothcub:

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

katiesgardners:

me, trying to figure out what to wear to pride:

yeehawlw:

yeehawlw:

country toads take me home

lead the way boys

ruby-rubber-ducks:

yeahitsquinn

goosegoblin:

i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear

watermelongf:

all frogs have halos they’re just not visible to the human eye